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February 16, 2005
Operation Rescue!
Upon reviewing Battlestar Galactica audiovisual transmissions and reviewing unorthodox holy transcripts, Team Mawopi is advising for the following actions:
Immediate de-commision of all active duty robots and Atari Jaguars.
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Suspension of all funding of physical computing academic work.
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Re-activation of super serum soldier plan.
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Obligatory sperm donations by representatives of all divisions of human race.
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Space flight training draft instituted at kindergarten level.
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The immediate global destruction of all PR personnel.
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The launch of an isolated and sealed vessel of quite delicious krispy kreme doughnuts, and other sorted sundries, to be put in stasis orbit immediately outside of red line of galaxy, waiting for surviving humans as a scrumptious reward after traumatic and ironic persecution by robotic progeny.
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(editorial contributions by Son of Mer, mvb, and Chris F.)
Posted by jsd at February 16, 2005 02:16 AM
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I concur with my esteemed colleague and Cmndr. Adama. I also think the lessons we learned from the activation of SkyNet and the subsequent rebellion led by John Connor should apply here. e.g. we should also work to un-network all computers and bring an end to the "net" for fear that our creations might one day destroy us.
Posted by: Son of Mer at February 16, 2005 01:11 PM
I think the real fear here is not of pre-empting future robot creation and network loss through either skynet or cylon intervention, but the potential existence of alternate galaxies, and timelines. By not taking into consideration the possibility of interdimensional travel, we're leaving ourselves open to a pre-cognitive assault, be it by cylon, skynet, or post-apocolyptic human.
Posted by: mvb at February 16, 2005 06:38 PM
I like robots. I do. I'm a huge fan. I don't know where all this anti-AI is coming from. At least qualify your plan - I think Voltron is awesome and I know you guys do too. He is friends with the humans. Don't let your cylon hatred blind your love for the seven lions that save our lives on a nearly daily basis.
Posted by: Robot Fan at February 19, 2005 01:11 PM