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March 31, 2006
Shut the fuck up already
Posted by enforcer at March 31, 2006 01:05 PM
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actually, if you could invent an ego diffuser, the boredom detector wouldn't be necessary.
Posted by: cbt3 at March 31, 2006 01:22 PM
A boredom detector would never sell. People don't want to know when they are boring people! Or hurting them or making them suffer. They only want to know when they are making people happy. Because none of us are bad people, we are all good people, intereting people, and we want our technology to back that up, not question it.
I would like a machine that tells me when a woman is going to climax. As oppossed to just hitting one of those exausting plateaus that take forever for her to get over...
Posted by: Big Brother at March 31, 2006 01:31 PM
Oh lord, i need to invent a machine that stops men from complaining when women take "too long" to cum.
Lazy ass bastards.
good point, cbt3, but I guess they are developing it for autistic people who are truly socially inept, rather than just georgeotwn SFS graduates.
Posted by: The Enforcer at March 31, 2006 01:43 PM
tsk...you're so negative. The more POSITIVE plan of action would be to invent a machine that makes women come faster.
Posted by: Kyomara at March 31, 2006 02:29 PM
of course, I forgot, since your getting so much ass, you need all the time you can get to go from ho to ho, right?
Posted by: The Enforcer at March 31, 2006 02:57 PM
Thank you, Enforcer, for making me laugh as always, in the middle of this shitty, shitty last day of the quarter.
Posted by: Freshzilla at March 31, 2006 03:10 PM
anything to make you smile, Fresh thang
xoxo
Posted by: The Enforcer at March 31, 2006 03:35 PM