i think we’re dead.  Let’s see how long it takes anyone to notice.  I think Ludwig will be the first to comment.  Seems like we all have better things to do. Bummer. JSD had such high hopes for the internet.

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Read this in the press: Posh buys a $500,000 closet that scans what she’s wearing so she can see a 360degree view of herself before she goes out….

Firstly, I think the technology is shoddy, I mean, isn’t that what a 3-mirror thing is for? Wouldn’t it be cooler if she had all her clothes digitized and the computer could generate fashion choices? You could randomize it, then hone in on pieces that you like, and randomize the rest until you get what you want. That would be worth the dough. I think cbt3 has a friend who was working on that.
Secondly, I think her fashion sense is pretty sweet, can’t understand why the press dislike her style. It’s basically a comic book super-heroine meets cleopatra meets the matrix meets Japan meets street walker sorta thing. That’s pretty damn cool in my book.

Article at the Daily Mail

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I’m still sifting through piles of data to prove my innocence to these asses. I was on the phone for 2 hours today.  Thanks god I finally got a patient intelligent person.

I currently use 2 verizon services, both of which I am going to cancel shortly.  Verizon wireless and verizon business.  I pay these people thousands of dollars a year, and yet they don’t fail to fuck me over every day.

I make a call to all of you who use it, to lose it.

Suggestions: Land-line: Speakeasy VOIP. Cell Line: T-Mobile.

Admittedly, she’s quite a looker. Kevin Eubanks  won the title in the men’s division of this hotly contested event. Perhaps the two should mate and pioneer a new species of non-meat eating humans that we can use as slave labor. Cheaper to feed.

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Flavored Cocaine comes to California! 

The story posits otherwise, but I think this is clearly the work of aliens.

put him back underwater.

Imagine looking out your window and seeing this floating city coming into New York Harbor.

The USS Enterprise Joins the USS Stennis and the USS Nimitz in the Persian Gulf to form one of the most badass boat show since the Spanish Armada. A fourth may be along shortly according to VP Dick.

Sure would be ashame to get all that sweet hardware together and not blow the shit out of something wouldn’t it? I mean, it’s just sitting there! GIT R DUN!
 USS Enterprise website

Wikipedia page

Enterprise arrives in the Gulf